The Comedians behind Screenland Slams are back and they are roasting some of the best bad movies! It's live Mystery Science Theater 3000 only live, local, and uncensored!


What Do We Do?

Never heard of a movie roast? Do you remember the show Mystery Science Theater 3000? Well, it's like that but live, local, unscripted and uncensored. Three (or four) of our hilarious improv comedians are turned loose on some of the best worst films in history and rip them to shreds.

 


Roast 101

Here's how it works: the movie starts and our comics are unleashed on it. They provide running commentary, riffing their way through each reel without mercy. Whether you've seen the movie hundreds of times, or you've never dared to watch it, Roasts are bitchy, kitschy and always unpredictable. It all happens at the beautiful Screenland Crown Center theater. Comfy seats, a full bar, delicious snacks, a full bar, free garage parking, and a full bar... who could ask for anything more? Roasts can get raunchy, so no one under 17 is admitted.


Featured Comedians    

         

Adam Hoelscher

Don't call him Jack Black

 

Caroline Knecht

The TJ Maxxinista

 

Kenzie West

Has never seen a Kevin Bacon movie

 

Christian Robinson

Also has a beard
 

Juliette Everhart

Quirkier than the love child of Zoey Dechannel and Emma Stone
 

Daisy Buckët

The hardest working woman in show business

 


The Smart Asses Behind the Mic

Fire Roasted Films performers come from all walks of life: improv performers, comedians, actors, the occasional drag queen... but one thing they share in common is a love of cheesy movies... and an inability to keep quiet during them. Want to join our stable of performers? Contact us at info@fireroastedfilms.com


Tickets

Order tickets online and save $3 ($5 in advance / $8 at the door). These one-night-only events can sell out, so order early! No one under 17 is admitted.

 

 

Jack Frost

Everyone's favorite holiday film about a mutant killer snowman that likes to rape Shannon Elizabeth. You don't want to know where his carrot has been!

 

Friday, December 20th at 8:30pm at Screenland Crown Center

Runtime: 89 mins  Rated R for violence, language, and stupidity throughout

 



Upcoming Roasts

What movies will we be roasting this winter? We have some special things planned for this season of roasts.

In fact, they are so good that we can't announce them quite yet. Have a good suggestion for a movie that would be perfect to roast? Email us!


Clips from Past Roasts

   


Screenland Crown Center

All Roasts take place in beautiful Screenland Crown Center -- wide seats, a full bar, free garage parking, a full bar, available snacks and a full bar. Located on Level 3 of Crown Center Shopping Center, Screenland Crown Center also shows a wide range of films--from retro and classic to documentaries, foreign films and independents.


Screenland Roasts & Screenland are registered trademarks of Film Row, LLC, used by permission. © 2013 Fire Roasted Films. Another Squared J Creation